This guy has the right idea. There are many annoying trends(ruts) that web sites rely on too often and need to quit irritating the world with:

A stock photo of a smiling phone support lady

I have to say, the more plastic the support photo is, the shittier the support will be. Never fails.
1. “Our article [...]

2006… can’t wait to see what Bush will screw up this year…
Also: everybody get naked!

NYTimes:
In the view of some critics, the overall numbers seem too good to be true. Officials in the Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association, the main police union, charged last year that precinct commanders felt such pressure to drive down crime that they “cook the books,” reducing the severity of crimes on paper to avoid recording them and [...]

* unrelated image
This is an UPDATE to the post a few days back about Digg being manipulable. I said it as conjecture - funny how synchronicity pops up, right?:http://blogs.zdnet.com/web2explorer/?p=90

*some of my rejected album art from 2005
Well, since I’ve arrived at a somewhat teenage looking 30 years old this year, I think I’ve earned the right to preach about how to stay youthful looking. Here’s the trick: sleep your butt off… and enjoy it. Plus, dream your ass off(elaborate sexual fantasies will always help [...]

I’m pretty sure it is… whada you think? It’s funny how you can spot fake erratic cinematography, fake wild panning so easily, right? I don’t know how this slipped past me whenever it appeared on the net originally:LINK

Well, this guy asks lots of good questions, at the least. There’s no doubt the last few years since 911 have been an unprecedented web of lies. Regardless of whether we ever find out what really happened - I don’t think it’s wacko to consider almost anything to be within the realm of possibility. [...]

From Maureen Dowds column:
when Vice President Nelson Rockefeller, supported by President Ford, pushed a plan to have the government help develop alternative sources of energy and reduce our dependence on oil and Saudi Arabia, guess who helped scotch it?
Dick Cheney…

Today, when I was standing in line at Lowes, I saw Maglite flashlights on the rack by the checkout and thought “man, who the fuck would buy those when all these new LED lights are out?” and “Whatever happened to Maglite? They used to be the best flashlight brand of all”(yes, I actually thought that [...]

I was reading this article on a right wing news sight, doing a typical smear job on the judge who resigned in protest of Bush and his illegal wiretaps.
I was more interested in some of the ads on the side that are targetted towards the usual readers of this kind of stuff.
I was amazed and [...]

Genius!
This is one of those ideas i never thought of, but now that someone has done it, it’s obvious and makes me wonder why i haven’t seen this earlier.
Self Tuning Guitar

Slippery slope

Okay, I have fucking hated this Larry Cable Guy from the first instant I saw him. I didn’t need to see a 5 minute Jay Leno interview or anything - I could tell right off the bat that he represents the ignorant, shit bag elements of this country and I’m thoroughly embarrassed of him being [...]

I like how this story broke: Bush Allows Spying On US Citizens
Then Bush said this: “Spying is needed to guard US”
Then this story broke: FBI watched protest groups
Not that I’m surprised that they spy on us - that was kind of a gimme. But getting confirmation and seeing how it turns out that Bush is [...]

Oooh, man… get ready Matt!:
“The girls we spoke to see Barbie torture as a legitimate play activity, and see the torture as a ‘cool’ activity,” said Agnes Nairn, one of the University of Bath researchers. “The types of mutilation are varied and creative, and range from removing the hair to decapitation, burning, breaking and even [...]

Eight former aides to Saddam Hussein - including two women accused of making biological weapons - have been released from US custody in Iraq.
The freed detainees no longer pose a security threat, a US spokesman said.
They include Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash, nicknamed by the US “Mrs Anthrax” and Rihab Taha, also known as “Dr Germ”.
Reports [...]

I wonder how much longer this will go under the radar? The CEO of Diebold, that promised to deliver Ohio to Bush, just resigned in, I’m sure, completely unrelated circumstances.
Can’t one of these dirty tricks have the flashlight shown on it? Let the populace see how corrupt the politics really are in this country?
That security [...]

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