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I found this picture when I did an image search for “fart”(yes, I actually did an image search for fart). Wow, they must have some great deals at QualityBargainz.com…

My friend Scott reminded me the other day about a Thanksgiving we had together a few years ago. We were invited to our friends Emily and Tish’s house. Scott kept farting really bad and I couldn’t stop laughing and it began to really tick them off. Tish threatened to kick us out if we didn’t [...]

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Length\t20-33 ft (6-10 m)Weight\t4 tonsDiet\t WHATEVAH!

Can you make the GD header a link to “home”. I find meself hitting “back” a lot on me browser.

Madonna EXPOSED:

Who Knew that Madonna was single handedly responsible for the world going to hell in a handbag?
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Image: Rocket Launcher Bong
In light of the recent investigations… here’s a whole slew of recruiting material. Cause we all know it’s one big rockin party in the marines.
Where do I sign up?

This little flash game looks about as good as Oaf Cheese did. And it looks like the creators were about the same age… Via La Ultra-Violence!
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Update: Useless fact I just discovered when grabbing the screenshot: If you mouseover the head of the kid sitting on the log at the beginning, the burgerking guy [...]

Here’s a snippet from this great piece written about the “receipt checking” bullshit that’s been getting out of control for the last few years:
The completely misleading nature of that message became obvious during my next encounter with Costco security enforcement. As I suspected, there were about a dozen customers in line for “receipt review” at [...]

The rest is here.
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Hill attends Patrick Henry College, created in 2000 to give home-schooled kids four more years of fundamentalist indoctrination in a right-wing bubble. With powerful ties to the Bush administration, its goal is to flood the political system with evangelicals.
These people are scary because they’re always ready to use their fundamentalist beliefs as a blunt instrument [...]

president-elect of the Christian Coalition of America, which has long served as a model for activism for the religious right, has stepped down, saying the group resisted his efforts to broaden its agenda to include reducing poverty and fighting global warming.
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Resisted reducing poverty huh… hmmm… PRAISE THA LAWD!
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Another story:
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Man, sometimes my nuts fucking STINK!
* “Too Much Information!” is a new category for nonsequiter posts

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What’s with these jerk-offs trying leave fake comments on GD?
“I totally agree, now buy some rubber cement at rubbercement.gov”